Who is this Dree person, anyway?
Dree is short for Andrea. Yes, thank you, that is an unusual nickname!
Dree is one woman and a laptop. She's got a rusty pencil and she knows how to use it to type while eating powdered donuts. (Note: Her actual handwriting could be described as a cockfight in a pen factory. You might squint and wonder if she can read it back to you. She can't.) Computers and the Internet have made her the slogan-spinning, blog-spouting, twitter-tweeting writer that she is today.
Note: She's cool enough for Mad Men but not cool enough for Glee.
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